Seek Slim Sarcastic Female 4 Ea$y & Legal Gig - 36

Looking for a thin, fit, nonsmoking, white female with a very sarcastic sense of humor to discretely carry out clean script with me fully clothed. No nudity, no sexual acts, no sexual contact. Script involves ordering me to lick your shoes/sneakers and then your feet, while you read scripted sarcastic commentary. Must be of legal age, and as long as legal, age is not important. Ideally searching for figure 5'0" to 5'7" and under 110 lbs for reasons outlined in script, but will consider deviation from weight range if very close or if taller. Prefer lean, toned bodies of ladies into distance running, pilates, yoga, aerobics, spinning, etc. No gimmicks no tricks. I'll need to know your height, honest weight, measurements and shoes size, and prefer a pic (clothed of course, face need not be showing). Appx 2.5 hrs. 400. Would prefer to initially communicate by email for a week or two to get to know you, get your feedback on the script, and set up an appointment in advance. I am athletic, fit, clean cut, well groomed, nonsmoker, and free of disease, drugs, booze.